How May I Help You?

So I go on Abominable, then straight to the coffee shop and decide to just work there.

But in a different manner. I went to "work" as this Triceratops-mind you I went as the "peaceful giant" triceratops- and walk up to this one prep-like penguin. I calmly ask her/it/he/thing "How may I help you?" and get a reply close to this, "You can't. So go away.". I just concluded this as dinosaur discrimination, or she might just be slightly busy with someone. So I ask again, but this time I add "I DON'T TAKE NO AS 

AN ANSWER SO ORDER SOME MOCHA OR SOMETHING." I'm not bipolar I swear. So then she says "Go away." and I do, being a "peaceful giant" and all. 

Then Ruby and I go to the forest to just, I don't know be chocolate bunnies, then I try the "How may I help you" skit again, to a group of real blonde preps. I simply ask them "How may I help you?" and then get a happy response in full on caps. This could be the dinosaur discrimination again, or I just need to ask like Patrick.

BYEEEEEEE :)
Maybe we should form a group against Dinosaur discrimination.